A film club for serious viewers
As fiercely opinionated film critics with an unapologetically pretentious edge, they’ve dedicated their lives to championing the esoteric, the avant-garde, and the unwatchably sublime. For them, cinema isn’t entertainment—it’s a sacred art form demanding reverence, analysis, and a willingness to endure three-hour tracking shots with no payoff.
Their newly founded film club serves as a haven for the true cinephile, a sanctuary from the vulgarity of mainstream blockbusters and the trivialities of popular taste. Each week, Joseph and Matthew curate screenings that push the boundaries of patience and perception, ranging from obscure experimental shorts to 16-hour epics deemed "unfilmable." Members are encouraged to approach these works with a blend of intellectual rigor and aesthetic humility—or risk being gently, but firmly, mocked.
This is not a club for casual viewers. For those willing to trade popcorn for profound existential discomfort, the Celluloid Illuminati awaits.
